Water Bills

So where does the water go that you wash your car/bike with? I'm guessing you'll have to prove that NONE of it goes down their drains.
Yorkshire water have a scheme which gives a rebate if any run off from the house or other roofs on your property does not go to drains. We have 4 water butts so I contacted them but as one roof fall pipe goes to drain we aren't eligible. Unfortunately it's in a place where it HAS to go to drain so we're stuffed.

 

Yorkshire Water have a "Surface Water Charge" which I think is the one you get rebated if you qualify. All of our run off, with the exception of that caught by the butts, goes down the foul water drain with everything else.
Ironically, this was a requirement for the condensation drain of the new gas boiler when the old one packed up as the regs forbid it going to a land drain or soak away.
Sounds a right load of red tape b*llocks to me.

 

I always thought only reducing your charge by 5%, presumably for evaporation or whatever, was a con.
Paying a 95% charge for waste water based on your meter, especially for gardening or cleaning use where natural run off occurs, is just simply a money maker.

 

3 of the 4 just run off into the garden but the largest one actually overflows back down the fall pipe to the drains!
That wasn't a problem though, it was the one remaining fall pipe going straight to waste that killed our rebate entitlement. On the plus side the water butt storage has drastically cut down our water usage in Summer as we have bedding plants, ornamental tubs, hanging baskets and a greenhouse to keep watered. We can go 3 weeks of drought before they run dry.

 

I might add that we also have a water butt which collects water off the shed roof. The shed is where the Pigeons and Magpies sit and sh*t so the runoff forms a rich, organic, broth in the butt. The water comes out looking like Pale Ale and the smell takes your head off but the plants love it!

 

In our last house we had soakaways for the storm drainage . So all of the storm (rain water ) water went into the ground and soaked away. I had to get the builders plans and forward to Thames Water but we did get a discount as none of the storm water entered their sewers.

 

Wow! I thought we were overregulated on this side of the pond!

When we moved in here in this small-town, semi-rural, area almost fifty years ago we had well water. It smelled sulfurous and turned our sinks and tub blue. I was constantly getting pin holes in the copper pipes, sweating in repairs every few months. I had it tested, and it was adjudged to be bacteriologically and mineralogically safe for human consumption, but I got a water conditioner system and put a filtration system in as well. That cured the issues. We went to city water about thirty years ago, which meant we now had to pay for water. Being the cheap bastid that I am, I diverted the city water supply from the whole house to just our drinking and bathing water and kept the well hooked up to the washing machine, the toilets and the outside hoses. We had septic tanks for waste. Never had an issue, but we went to a city sewer system about twenty-five years ago. Now we have to pay for that.

 

Nice, I like it!
Are you originally from Yorkshire @Fork Lock ?

 

Naw, just a natural born skinflint.