This made me laugh

I got chatting with a girl in a bar, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked.
"Have you not got a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends.
""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her.
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a white wine please.
A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.
While I was putting my clothes back on she said, "So, you're good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?"
I said, "My wife found out."

 

The whole thing is bloody ridiculous and is just turning it all into a farce

 

Yes true, but we need to have woman's sport for equality.




Before I get lambasted from someone, I'm just jesting with an intentional misunderstanding of what was said.

 

Two police officers found a guy unconscious in Athenaeum St and as they tried to write out the report they decided to pull him around to John St As it was easier to spell

 

. Perhaps (just for equality) we should stop having men’s and women’s sporting events and just have sport? The best/fastest/strongest etc wins. All equal and all allowed to compete. No genders, no questions as to whether the competitors are boys, girls, other. Just competitors.