This made me laugh

Grippy tires.

 

Best tattoo ever.

 

I'm thinking of retiring to the coast and buying a property to renovate, an old lighthouse maybe but nothing too flashy.

 

I bought a water bed to try and spice up and save my last marriage but we just drifted apart.

 

As this is advertised on this thread, do I get a discount for one of each? Please?

 

Dear Next,
I wish to return my purchase as ‘not as described’.
I suggest in future you include in the description ‘model not included’!!!!!
Yours sincerely
Very disappointed

 

Don't you just love the British summer time weather, get a bike they said, you will have loads of fun on it they said...

 

Simple English continued….
If you point your finger at the point where the point meets the sea, do you get points for pointing it out.
Ah, what’s the point? ‍♂️
(The more I type point, the wrongerer it looks ).

 

Don't count on it...

 

Wish this was my kid!