This made me laugh

After many years of using the BBC website for weather forecasts and finding them to be inaccurate so getting wet on rides when the forecast was for dry weather etc, I decided to change tack. I remembered a trick my grandmother used so I copied it. I hung two spoons on two pieces of string from the rafters in my garage about one inch apart. If they rest facing each other with matching faces, eg. two concave or two convex faces, the weather will be fine. On the other hand, if they face each other with non matching faces, eg. one concave and one convex, it will rain. I call them my weatherspoons.
People outside the UK will not understand this.
People in the UK will shake their heads.

 

I'm outside the UK, @andypandy. And you're correct. I don't understand this. But you've certainly aroused my curiosity!

 

I have a hospital appointment next week, I wonder if it'll be like this one?

WARNING..NOT SAFE FOR WOKE!!

 

Well here in the UK we have a very popular Pub chain which sells cheap beer and cheap food. They have outlets in most towns and several in each large town and city. They open long hours and start with breakfasts. That chain is called Weatherspoons.

 

The toilets at our local police station were stolen.

The cops said they have nothing to go on.

 

Makes a change from not giving one to not be able to have one!

 

Little Johnny's neighbour just had a baby. Sadly, the baby was born without any ears.
When the mum and baby came back home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a chat with him and explained how the baby had no ears.
Johnnys dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the hiding of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnny told his dad he understood and agreed not to mention the babys lack of ears.
Johnny looks in the cot and says "Wow, what a beautiful baby." The mother replies, 'Why, Thanks Johnny." Johnny says: "He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Is he able to see alright?"
"Yes", says the mum, "we are so grateful, the Doctor said he will have perfect vision."
"That is great", says Little Johnny, "cause he'd be stuffed if he needed glasses!"