This made me laugh

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    #34904 David Cooper, Apr 1, 2023
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    For my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't.
    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
    However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
    Remember:
    Water = Poop,
    Wine = Health.
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit................
    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information..............
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    Well, W. C. Fields said "I never drink water. Fish fuck in it."
     
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    I don't think he even knows the kid is there. I think the kid was standing against a wall and the big dude backed into him.
     
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    #34911 Bikerman, Apr 2, 2023
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    You couldn't make this up. This is why we're forced to pay £101 a year to ride on roads with this level of repair. Why couldn't they fill the other two in. I guess they're not dangerous enough yet. Bloody ridiculous . IMG_20230402_153109.jpg
     
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