This made me laugh

Not that I use it, but a friend told me the warning on the Viagra packets says if you have an erection lasting more than four hours you should seek medical attention.

If I had an erection lasting more than four hours, I'd be seeking another woman.

 

Do you know what colour Viagra tablets are on the inside, mate?

 

I'm afraid to ask, but I'll bite...What color are Viagra tablets on the inside?

 

If you don't know apparently you take them whole, mate...

 

Maybe a policeman shifting house ?

 

It’s funny but the Western USA is in such a drought they’re literally finding mobsters in barrels in lakes that are dried up to levels not seen in 60 years.