This made me laugh

Dont know if you will have seen this?
http://slightlyviral.com/beware-sugarless-gummy-bears-on-amazon-com/

I laughed and laughed, they are real too.

 

PMSL!!

 

these are actual defect reports and responses,
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/pilot_checklist.asp

 

https://www.facebook.com/Crazy247/videos/1147310451947333/

 

It's not but it could be.

 

I don't know who it was, but alcohol WAS OBVIOUSLY INVOLVED !!!!!

 

Old but still VERY FUNNY

 

If John Kerr had been born in Spain his first name would have been Juan.

 

The temporary receptionists at the bonded warehouse where I worked were told that John Kerr was known as Juan after a holiday in Spain. Not sure how much production was lost by staff phoning up to ask for him so that he could be paged over the tannoy.

 

In the eighties the computer and typewriter company Olivetti was taken over by the giant Wang Co. - their head office was in Cologne who set up a UK speaking helpline for ex-Olivetti customers in the UK. Much fun was had ringing the support number to hear the receptionist announce "Hello Wang Cologne"

 

Sound like the old game we used to play with the girls in the general office who would use the building PA system to get folks to the phone. Several times through the day some wit would ring up for people like Robert Soles, William Anchor, Daniel Geller, etc and every day the dim sod in the general office would announce "phone call for Mr R SOLES" or similar until eventually the boss caught on and put out a thinly veiled threat of a slow and painful death in a departmental memo. Even with the threat of impending doom people still carried on doing it. Happy days!

 

Where the feck has my bike gone?

https://www.facebook.com/FanssMoto/videos/1419539091405334/

 

Some b#stard has stolen a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line. She is not bothered about the knickers she just wants her 65 pegs back.

 

Hillary Takes Muslim Name...............

TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED HILLARY CLINTON TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT HER CANDIDACY FOR THE 2016 PRESIDENCY.

FOR SECURITY REASONS, HILLARY HAS CHOSEN A MUSLIM NAME.

SO FROM NOW ON, PLEASE USE HER NEW MUSLIM NAME: "SELDOM BIN LAYED".

We must remember that we cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.

The last time she had a simple job to do, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky... and Monica blew it!