You Be The Judge

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  1. Octoberon

    Octoberon Crème de la Crème

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  2. DCS900

    DCS900 Careful, man! There’s a beverage here!

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    #2 DCS900, Feb 18, 2022
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    Dish washer??? Way too corrosive! Should never use that! : unamused:

    A motorbike is not an ornament unless it’s made into an ornament! Clean the excess oils and grease; mount it as a display, fine… in the house it goes!
    If you want to just store it but use it… stick it in a condom like (iirc) Wessa does… store in garage until needed.
     
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  3. Octoberon

    Octoberon Crème de la Crème

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    #3 Octoberon, Feb 19, 2022
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    Unless you have a particular style of house (anyone remember ‘Vegas’?) or scrupulously clean motorcycles, I would have to agree.

    It is @Wessa who practises safe storage. I believe he carefully covers the bike with said condom, then sucks all the air out. I’m unsure of his methods in the matter.
     
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  4. Mrs Visor

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    #4 Mrs Visor, Feb 19, 2022
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    I wouldn't be happy at all unless, as DCS900 said, a bike coming into the house was properly prepped and cleaned to be displayed as an ornament only. What I do know however is that the words "It's me, or the bikes" would be foolish ones to utter without having sorted myself somewhere else to live first!!
     
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  5. Lou160487

    Lou160487 Senior Member

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    I'm not sure guys. This could just be the answer to my storage problem. A large garage mat on the living room floor and four more bikes for me
     
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  6. andyc1

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    Should the wife be kept in the house?
     
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  7. Pegscraper

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    Move the wife into the garage and wheel in the Z1?
     
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  8. Neal H

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    I think it depends on the bike. I’d love a Ducati Panigale V4 - it’s a thing of beauty. I know I’d rarely ride it though as the riding position would cripple me. I think it would be fine to park it in the conservatory as a piece of art and just take it out occasionally.
     
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  9. Pegscraper

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    I'd quite like Charlize Theron to move in as a piece of art but I can't see that being sanctioned by the management. :sob:
     
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  10. Iron

    Iron Elite Member

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    What you have in your head

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    What would really happen as soon as you got it in the living room

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    What the rest of your life would be

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  11. Wessa

    Wessa Cruising

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    Seriously store a motorcycle in the house, not in my house. This is not because I don’t want them in there, there just isn’t enough room - simple.
     
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  12. PatW

    PatW Senior Member

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    I kept my sportster in the living room in the 80's as I was doing up the house and eventually got around to building a garage, I was using it almost daily, I'm sure the neighbours hated me as I had to start it up and ride it up 3 steps to get it out of the front garden.
     
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  13. joe mc donald

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    I used to keep my Firebird Scrambler in my bedroom all dismantled and hung from the ceiling. Till Tracy moved in.
    Joe
     
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  14. fzr162

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    Mrs FZRs Monster and my MT09. L IMG_20211001_095517837.jpg
     
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