This made me laugh

As a sea kayaking Norwegian – photo evidence below, and please don’t miss the poor sods in the background that I’m supposed to be coaching, some of whom already in the water – I ask you this:

Q: What’s the difference between a Norwegian and a kayak?
A: The kayak will sometimes tip.

 

I'll bear that in mind.

 

I had one of those: they're rubbish helmets. I binned it eventually.

 

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Are you hinting that there is some connection between Norway and Scotland?

 

Of course there is. Kayaking is quite popular in both countries.

 

Ahhh, Duck tape… the one sex product guaranteed to turn a “No, no, nooo!!!” Into a “Mm, mm, mmmm!!!”

 

This is so true! "Want to go get a burger?" was motorcycle code talk among my mates for a ride up to The Halfway House in Ravena, NY - 250 miles away. Owned by a friend of ours (Moose), the Halfway House was Mecca for a bunch of us from all over the East Coast and points North and West. Partied hardy there!!! Moose is now Mayor of Ravena and has to act respectable.

 

Mmm-hmm!

I mean, no!

 

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Chloroform turning no ,no ,no into hmm, hmm hmm for decades

 

Our cat brought a wee moose in last night. Fortunately no-one was shooting at it.