This made me laugh

I’ve started on a fish, nut and olive diet for new year. I haven’t lost any weight yet, but it’s oily days!

 

A case of forced new year's resolution?

 

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TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

 

I'm worried he's going to post another animated gif...

 

A man was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & discharged, shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well, sir, I have some good news & some bad news.
The good news is that you are going to be OK.
The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, & we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied.
"Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
" Not exactly answered the doctor.........
"She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.

 

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But, what if porn addiction, porn overuse, and compulsive sexual behavior
ARE your sexual health goals?

 

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Then go to that website/forum and see where it is that’s captured the “self-abusers” and use that information for your own personal gain… don’t forget the tissues!

 

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(How to attract hate from HD riders, lesson 1)

 

One year ago today. Gotta laugh or I'd just cry.

 

I am TOTALLY cool with that. Has to be built to US QC spec though.

 

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And BTW- The defense budget has absolutely nothing to do with the Capitol or the surrounding buildings. Zero, zilch, fuck-all.

This is why they should still be teaching Civics in schools.