This made me laugh

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Havit, Sep 23, 2015.

  1. Fork Lock

    Fork Lock Crème de la Crème

    Jeeze yeah. Take away his British accent, substitute the names with a few American luminaries, and that video would apply equally over here.
    Biden, Harris, Pelosi, Newsome, Saint Anthony Fauci - the whole lot of the ruling class over here - have been documented violating the rules they insist we should live by.

    But I complied. We had eight guests for Thanksgiving dinner. I insisted they all wear masks.

    We had a TON of leftovers.
     
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  2. Fork Lock

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    #30482 Fork Lock, Dec 12, 2021
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    So, Jussie Smollett was convicted on five of six counts.

    He's probably thinks he should have done a better job testifying.

    My advice to Jussie -

    Don't beat yourself up.
     
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  3. Fork Lock

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    I was a tree cutter for a time, but I quit.

    I saw too many lost limbs.
     
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  4. Dave49

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  5. Fork Lock

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  6. Golgotha

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    Don't get me started. If you notice, every time they get caught at a party or a restaurant, etc w/out a mask the servants around them all have to wear them. Every… single… time.

    I've spent the last 2 years in non-compliance. I VERY VERY rarely ever wear masks. If an establishment around town requires them, I don't go there. There's plenty who don't force people, especially in the burbs and particularly in the next county to the south. Eating and drinking establishments in the city have been shuddering their their doors in appalling numbers so I've no problem contribution to any mask nazi's commercial demise. There's been maybe 2 occasions I've ever worn a mask- fake masks on flights(not in airports though) and actual ones at work when the big boss was in town. He has an elderly grandfather, like 100 yrs old, who he doesn't want to pass the virus on to… fair enough. He puts food on the table and pays me rather well. For that I will show respect.

    For those interested, here's "wear" you get your official fake mask. They look the part and they allow you to freely breath through them. Your shades don't get fogged up either. Big pro 2A organization as well. I think I may grab one of their Rittenhouse T's.

    https://fakemaskworldwide.com
     
  7. stollydriver

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    No words - my wife had double pneumonia and if someone is irresponsible and coughs near her without a mask......we will leave it there!
     
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  8. Golgotha

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    #30488 Golgotha, Dec 12, 2021
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    "No words."

    *commences typing*

    Alrighty then. :rolleyes:

    My 80 yr old dad got covid in conjunction with double pneumonia and survived w/out issue. I am also naturally immune. Moreover I also have manners and cover my mouth when I cough(newsflash- those masks are practically useless when you cough or sneeze).

    So no worries, "mate." We're an ocean and 1/2 a continent away from each other. The sky is in fact- not falling.

    But we digress.
     
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  10. Golgotha

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    #30490 Golgotha, Dec 12, 2021
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    And let's not forget asbestos…

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  12. Ducatitotriumph

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    It's not just about being immune. It's about passing it on also?
    It's not too difficult, even if you are 1 ocean and 1/2 of a continent away.
    Which, seems just about far enough....
     
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  13. Fork Lock

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    My post up above about complying and making my Thanksgiving dinner guests wear masks and having a ton of leftovers was a joke. See, if they were made to wear masks they couldn't eat, hence the all leftover...never mind. I'll stick to posting funny memes.
     
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  14. Golgotha

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    You should probably save this one, @Fork Lock. You'll probably use it before too long.

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  15. Golgotha

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    #30495 Golgotha, Dec 12, 2021
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    Which the "vaccine" doesn't prevent either. Think man, think.



    Aaaaaaand back on thread...

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  20. Fork Lock

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    Have you heard about this new criminal enterprise?

    Organized groups are breaking into stores en masse.

    They don't steal anything.

    They just all try on clothing.

    They have been dubbed smash and garb gangs.
     
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