This made me laugh

Got rid of my Dyson. Well, it was just gathering dust......

 

More from the El Arroyo Cafe in Austin........

 

Just spotted a Banksy down at the local community centre.

 

3 hours I'd been lying on my stomach on a trolley in the corridor of Sunderland's A&E department
When a bloke in a wheelchair looking the worse for wear was wheeled alongside me.
After a few minutes he said " Hi, broke my ankle what you here for?"
"camera up my arse" I replied indignantly,
"Oh, that's nothing to worry about, I had a colonoscopy last year, its quick n simple"
"I think you've miss understood" I replied "the wife caught me taking pictures of the woman over the road"

 

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Fuel prices are finally starting to drop

 

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Got my other half a new upright fridge-freezer for Christmas last year. I wasn't sure if she'd like it but when she opened the door her face lit up.


I'll get my coat.

 

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