This made me laugh

The prices are probably out of reach as well.

 

Absolutely no idea…

 

Antique artificial insemination device?

When my mother-in-law was still with us we tried to get her interested in different activities besides sitting in her room watching reruns of Murder She Wrote. One of the things we tried was ceramics. She brought home several monstrosities (many of which we somehow accidentally dropped and broke) including this, which was immediately dubbed the Vagina Vase. It was put in a closet and hasn't seen the light of day since.

 

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My daughter just called. She wanted to know what this engine light means.

 

I think it means that the engine could be overheating.

 

Ignition is operative

 

Ready to cook the burgers

 

Well it’s got a spark so perhaps it’s fuel problem.

 

Ferk!!!

 

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It’s obviously a creamer container…

 

A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thought…some a$$hole has my pen.