OK...I was dining out last night with the family. Nice Place. Good food, but I couldn't stop looking at this damned knot in the highly varnished wooden table. It was right in front of my plate! It kept catching my eye. I swear, after three or four bourbon old fashioneds it started to move!!! Is it me, or does this thing look like some kind of insect or arachnid entombed in the resin? I was about to stab it with my steak knife, but my wife stopped me.
