This made me laugh

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Egyptologists recently discovered what they thought was a previously undetected small cave at the rear of one of their most iconic, ancient monuments.

Turns out it was just its Sphinxter.



Sorry.

 

That's put me off pork scratchings

 

Paddy was on his death bed and knew the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast.
He asks for 2 independant witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.

When all is ready he begins to speak:
"My son Seamus, i want you to take the houses in Cultra."
"My daughter Geraldine, you take the apartments over in Malone road."
"My son Patrick Junior, i want you to take the offices in the city centre."
"Bridget my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road.

The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife "Mrs O'Shaughnessy , my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property"..

"Property?", his wife replies. "The fucker had a window cleaning round."

 

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Well I don't know about you but I think this is funny:-
https://www.reuters.com/world/europ...naction-over-rule-of-law-concerns-2021-10-29/

On another note, two wind turbines were chatting and one said to the other "what kind of music do you like" ?
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"well actually I'm a heavy metal fan".

Bet you all lost control of your bladder laughing at that one eh ?

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha





No

 

You could not script it could you

 

So, so true!

 

Some Dick Emery sketches that would be banned these days.

 

I thought these were false beards at first

 

"Stick in a quid will you mate?" will never be uttered again!

 

Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist?

Fortunately, he can read lips.

 

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