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    So, Sister Mary walks into the Mother Superior's office and plops down in a chair, looking forlorn. Mother Superior says, "What's wrong sister? I thought today was the day you were going to play golf with your father."
    Sister Mary says, "We did, but I'm sorry to say I cursed and took the name of the Lord in vain." The Mother superior says, "Don't tell me that awful slice is back. Is that when you cursed and took the name of the Lord in vain?"
    "No," says Sister Mary, "I smacked the ball off the first tee straight and true, but about half way to the green the ball hit a bird and fell down."
    "And that's when it happened?" asked Mother superior. "No" says Sister Mary. "A squirrel ran out of the woods, grabbed the ball and headed straight for the rough." "Oh, surely that's when it happened." Said Mother Superior. "No" says sister Mary. "Incredibly, a hawk dove out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel and as it flew over the green the squirrel dropped the ball four feet from the pin." Mother superior screams "Jesus Christ!! Don't tell me you blew the fucking putt!!"
     
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