This made me laugh

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    #502 thebiglad, May 14, 2016
    Or indeed cares...........................
     
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    #503 Havit, May 15, 2016
    Sounds. Like he had a long leg ahead of him :D
     
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    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    #504 thebiglad, May 15, 2016
    I just absolutely pissed myself laughing at that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Absolutely fabulous that last line !!!!!!!!!!

    I've just read this to my missus and she's still chuckling. You need 5 stars for that one Chiari !!
     
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    #505 Havit, May 15, 2016
    I,ll give you that one. That was good :D
     
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    #510 TEZ 217, May 18, 2016
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    RED LIGHT

    I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

    A car load of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans, with a half-burned British flag duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 7 - 7 slogan, spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

    Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.

    Out of no where, a lorry came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

    For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That could have been me!"
    "Bloody hell that could have been me"


    So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a - LORRY DRIVER !! :cool::cool:
     
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    Strange Scottish Customs :p

     
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    Why Men don't vacuum


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    FB_IMG_1463610816334.jpg my ex has a new bike
     
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    #520 thebiglad, May 19, 2016
    I didn't realise my sister was into motorcycling,but I did know her previous job was Test Pilot in a broom factory - so maybe she's just combining the 2?
     
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