This made me laugh

Me and the wife were reminiscing about when we were first married 40 years ago
She said "do you remember after our first year, we sat down and started a list of each others faults"
"God, I forgot all about that" I said laughing "but I think I might still have it somewhere"
"Well that's good, cos we can compare them" she replied "I've finally finished mine"

 

My wife's still working on hers. Up to Volume 6 now...

 

Tried that once:

 

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NEVER ENDING MIGRATION

 

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Always look twice, or you may get it wrong.

 

Reminds me of Rolf Harris (remember him?!?) singing:


I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle
The day that I born (oh boy) my father nearly died
He couldn't get my nappies on, how matter how he tried
'cause I was born with an extra leg, and since that day begun
I had to learn to stand on my own three feet
Believe me that's no fun
I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle
I had a dreadful childhood really, I s'pose I shouldn't moan
Each time they had a three legged race, I won it on me own
And also I got popular, when came the time for cricket
They used to roll my trousers up
And use me for the wicket…

It goes on for hours in the same vein.

 

I think it was his middle leg that got him into trouble, wasn't it?

 

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In keeping with the theme of the last several posts........