This made me laugh

It does say average, interesting you had a bone (? ) removed.

 

So a bit lacking then?

 

In soooo many ways!

A RTA resulted in losing a fibula from my leg. Turns out you don’t really need it.

Edit: But I do tend to walk in circles now…

Edit 2: Unless drunk, which is when I walk in a straight line.

 

As long as they aren't ever-diminishing...

 

I had to go to the bank this morning to put some cash in for a few upcoming big bills
As I approached the counter, the woman behind the glass suddenly started singing 'Downtown'
I thought, that's a peculiar clerk.

 

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Nope - I couldn’t do that. Rather have a car, any car. Even an Austin Allegro.

 

I once owned a sidecar outfit for a year or so in the early 70s. It was actually quite fun to drive once I had learned how. The learning process was interesting, though. On the first outing, the outfit veered left, as they do when accelerating, so I instinctively tried to lean to the right, which was entirely counterproductive and resulted in an unplanned sidecar-nose/lamp-post interface. (Nothing that a sheet of aluminium and a few pop rivets couldn't fix.) Alright when I got the hang of it though, but, while the driving was fun, I wouldn't inflict riding in a sidecar on anyone I cared about. (Not with me driving, anyway.)

 

There's a couple in this month's BSH - this one was for sale at So Low (gone now).

 

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I always carry cable ties with me. You never know when they'll come in handy.

 

That's a BIG MAMA on the roof!