This made me laugh

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He will have to bow before the wrath of the Court, and can expect stern treatment. I'd say he's up s**t creek without a paddle.

 

Perhaps he was going about his way and not looking for jibes. There again he might have been on a different tack. Or three sheets to the wind.

 

I see that both car doors are open - he was running goosewinged.

 

Only the quantum physicists amongst us will get this. (No, me neither - I had to Google to understand it.)

 

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She can’t be Irish. Everyone knows the Irish burst into flame in direct sunlight.

 

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