This made me laugh

Ok, to clarify it’s the one nearest the camera

 

Do you mean the camera the guy in the blue shirt is holding?

 

Her nose sticks out as much as her boobs, I'm kinda picky

 

Well, to be fair I wouldn’t bother noticing while my nose was stuck in her boobs...

 

Just sold a bike, had three interested parties looking at it at the same time. One of them started a bidding war offering me more than what I’d been asking for it to try and scoop it away from the first person who showed up. Just to be fair, and honestly to piss off the guy (who was being a boor), I let it go to the first guy for the original price right in front of him

 

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Just wondering how many deaths are caused each year because of vaginas

 

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All of them

 

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She looks like shes done that before

 

A reckless driver who tried travelling to the beach with a 10ft kayak sticking out both sides of his car has been reprimanded by both the police and shocked onlookers.

The Monkseaton motorist was stopped by Northumbria Police on Sunday evening after he was caught driving with both rear doors open to accommodate his kayak.

The light blue Seat Ibiza - which was heading towards Whitley Bay - even had P plates on, indicating the male driver had only recently passed his test.

Shocked onlookers called the police who blasted the 'incredibly dangerous' driver.