This made me laugh

The bike seized when its gudgeon pin broke.

 

Now you’re just making a rod for your own back

 

You fell for that one hook line and sinker

 

Once these puns get going, someone always rises to the bait.

 

Now everyone is just fishing for laughs.

 

At least it'll be in the same plaice when they go and retrieve it...

 

It's the police underwater search team..

 

A drunk man who smelled of
beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered
with red lipstick, and a half-empty
bottle of gin was sticking out of his
torn coat pocket. He opened his
newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to
the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes
arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's
caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women,
too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man,
sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned”,
Then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said,
nudged the man and apologized. "I'm
very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.
How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father.
I was just reading here that the
Pope does."
MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.

 

This is great..

https://twitter.com/i/status/1385318247235526656

 

Yes, this is great, Georgez! Mr. Sandi showed it to me yesterday. And it brought a smile to my face again as I watched it again just now.

 

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Well done Dave.

 

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3 strokes are the best of both worlds

 

Doable yes, but for just $500 USD I can sell you the magic elixir to make it a One Stroke with 10X the power. Just unscrew spark plug poor magic elixir into cylinder, get somebody to give you a good running push start and let out on the clutch. You will blast off like never before. Bonus is after your ride, you will have many more engine parts!

 

OK this shouldn't be in this thread but while we're on the subject, have you seen this variable stroke engine?very smart stuff!

 

Well I know which one I’d choose and it ain’t the one on the left or middle.