I love this, @stollydriver! I went down the Tico rabbit hole and watched him "sing" Stairway to Heaven, Dust in the Wind, La Grange, and Start Me Up. Absolutely delightful!
Continuing the Glasgow theme, a lady goes into a Glasgow cake shop, points to one and asks the shopkeeper "Is that a cream cake or a meringue?" The shopkeeper replies "Naw, ye're quite right, missis - it's a cream cake".
Please don’t take the piss out of the grammar, syntax and spelling of a Scot(t). Such things are considered something of ‘best efforts’ and totally without any expectations of achieving any reasonable standard. That way the SNP can claim they met their education objectives (whilst doing what they do best which is stir up trouble).