This made me laugh

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  2. Dave49

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    Impressive research, Sandi. I particularly liked "The Apostles were in one Accord". Either there weren't really twelve of them or they were risking a ticket for overcrowding...
     
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    Yes, or Australian or South African. :)
     
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    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing

    our usual, two-minute, soft-boiled eggs and

    toast for breakfast. She was wearing only the

    'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

    As I walked in, still half asleep, she

    turned to me and said softly,

    "You've got to make love to me this very

    moment."


    My eyes lit up as I thought, "I am either still

    dreaming, or this is going to be my lucky day"

    Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced

    her and then gave it my all, right there on the

    kitchen table.


    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned

    to the stove, pulling her T shirt down from around her neck.

    Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What

    was that about?" She said,

    "The egg timer is broken.”
     
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    I'm surprised he didn't crack a joke. Maybe he was walking on egg shells....
     
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    That picture's been poached from another site..
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    Edit: Now everyone will be scrambling to think of egg puns.
     
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  19. Ducatitotriumph

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    Well, thats enough of the yolks for one night....
     
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  20. Dave49

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    Why isn't there a 'groan' emoji?
     
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