This made me laugh

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Impressive research, Sandi. I particularly liked "The Apostles were in one Accord". Either there weren't really twelve of them or they were risking a ticket for overcrowding...

 

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Obviously a Kiwi.

 

Yes, or Australian or South African.

 

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing

our usual, two-minute, soft-boiled eggs and

toast for breakfast. She was wearing only the

'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, still half asleep, she

turned to me and said softly,

"You've got to make love to me this very

moment."


My eyes lit up as I thought, "I am either still

dreaming, or this is going to be my lucky day"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced

her and then gave it my all, right there on the

kitchen table.


Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned

to the stove, pulling her T shirt down from around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What

was that about?" She said,

"The egg timer is broken.”

 

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I'm surprised he didn't crack a joke. Maybe he was walking on egg shells....

 

That picture's been poached from another site..
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Edit: Now everyone will be scrambling to think of egg puns.

 

Well, thats enough of the yolks for one night....

 

Why isn't there a 'groan' emoji?