This made me laugh

Biden’s wife is probably whispering to Obama “he also wets the bed at 1am, 4am and then goes on to do the double act at 8am.”

 

Does it really say that, Sandi, or is it apocryphal?

 

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Apparently there are 72 instances of Triumph being mentioned.

https://bible.knowing-jesus.com/words/Triumph

 

So the story (old but funny though it is) is apocryphal. I always thought it was too good to be true. As a matter of interest, does the Old Testament mention Moto-Guzzi at all?

 

FFS @Dave49 no one talks about Moto-Guzzi. Now or ever. Maybe Wee Jimmy does as she’s known to talk bollocks...

 

You know the rules, Cy: every mention of Wee Jimmy gets a Boris in return...

 

Keep going. My appreciation of the big B is much the same as my opinion of Wee Jimmy. I could not be wound up, no matter how hard you try.

Edit: sure the the Boris photos are the wrong way around. All the others get better looking from left to right. Surely Mr B would be better looking right to left...

 

Edit: Thank goodness you didn’t find a picture of a dog turd and another of Wee Jimmy as I’d not know which was the more attractive...

Just keeping equality in my abuse of the fuckwits elected by an even more stupid electorate.

 

"If that is the case, would it not be be simpler,
If the government simply dissolved the people
And elected another?”

-Bertolt Brecht.

 

Great questions, Dave, and after about 20-30 minutes of Google searching, the Moses--Triumph reference does appear to be apocryphal. I also learned that this play on words is very widely disseminated online.

And in the process of searching I found some other Bible and motor vehicles funnies.

 

And 93 instances of Victory being mentioned! Zilch on Harley-Davidson, Honda, and Beemer, though......

https://bible.knowing-jesus.com/words/Victory

 

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