This made me laugh

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  1. Cyborgbot

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    There’s eleven positions I wasn’t aware of...
     
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  2. Cyborgbot

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    And to be honest I’m a tad rusty on the twelfth!
     
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    He may be cold (and dead) but the lucky bugger is still in the same bed as his wife.

    Ok, that may not be a bonus in many long term and antagonistic relationships.

    I’m considering volunteering Mrs CB to join the one way Mars mission, unless they plan for a longer trip to Jupiter first.
     
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    #26725 Cyborgbot, Mar 14, 2021
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    Apparently, not only are you unable to hear a scream in space but it is equally impossible to hear incessant nagging.

    Edit: This may not have yet been empirically proven but think that NASA and ESA should prioritise this research.
     
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    My late grandad was in the artillery in the 14-18 war, and was deafened by the guns. My granny had rather a sharp tongue. According to my mum, he used to get respite by switching off his hearing aid...
     
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    Mind you, I don't think that being able to shut off the nagging would be worth four years in the trenches, so I don't advocate it as a general policy.
     
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    Practice, Cy, practice. ;):)
     
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    But have an ambulance on a standby o_O
     
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    This cracked me up



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