This made me laugh

If it’s pure ethanol then it isn’t a solution in the chemistry definition. But definitely in ‘“I’m hacked off with the world” way..

Edit: sorry to (be) pedantic.

 

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How do you tell the age of a covidiot?

Chop his head off and count the rings . .
doing the rest of us a service as well,
win, win!

 

Shouldn't it be "sorry to be pedantic"?
(Sorry to be pedantic.)

 

It was a bit of an open goal...

 

FU!!!

Edit: in mitigation I am dyslexic and have had a glass of Frances finest red...

Edit 2: Large glass...

Edit 3: I so deserve a kicking!

Edit 4: Have corrected the original post, but with brackets to signify my error and thus not lessen the impact of your wit.

 

Who is Frances?

 

He’s the person letting down your tires and scribbling rude words on your front door.

Honestly I thought I was the most pretentious knob on the forum. Looks like there some serious competition for that esteemed title.

I shan’t submit without a fight.

 

The trouble with setting up as a pedant is that you can never ever make a mistake, because there's always another pedant ready to pounce on it. I try to keep my pedantry to myself, but it's a struggle...

 

I only do pedantry as a hobby. The rest of the time I am just plain wrong - or so my wife (and @Dave49) say...

 

No worries, mate. I've been known to be (slightly ) pedantic...

 

Absolutely true, occasionally WD-40 is needed.

 

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This Friday?

 

Pedants' Society surely?

 

I was thinking about giving up pedantry altogether, and just being a pretentious knob instead.