This made me laugh

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Shut the f@ck up, anything you say next will be the start of the next argument

 

Fcuk - she’s playing the Sicilian Defence, a King’s pawn approach.

I suggest a Grand Prix attack as a counter to her nefarious move!

 

Book yourself in for a hearing test.

Unless your wife is from Northern Ireland, in which case she wasn't saying "You're right", but "You're out!"

 

That’s what I said.

Edit: sort of...
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Thanks, Patchinko. My driving is better than MY ironing, too! When Mr. Sandi started living at my house, one day he asked me where my iron and ironing board was. I told him I wasn't sure I had an iron and if I did, I sure didn't have any idea where it was. But I did know that I didn't have an ironing board. This is my "ironing".....

 

Check to make sure it’s really YOUR wife??!!

 

Too true, he’s posted it 5 times and he’s still hoping

 

Put the jack Daniels away and tell Bob to go home