This made me laugh

We're still battling COVID-19 , and the next thing is here already

The *NILE Virus, type C*

Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C.
It appears to target those who were born between 1940 & 1970

Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same message twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank message
3. Causes you to send a message to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished.
7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. Causes you to SEND when you should DELETE.

It is called the *C-NILE* virus!
And if you can’t admit to doing the above, you’ve obviously caught the mutated strain —

The *D-NILE* virus.

 

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I'm not posting this because it's funny, but because it's absolutely TRUE.

 

Addressing inequality!

 

Oops, soz Sandi. I'm sure your driving is way better than my ironing.

 

Ever wondered what the letters A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G and H used in bra sizes stands for?
Well wonder no more, after intensive and painstaking research I can now reveal their true meaning
A ... Almost
B ... Barely
C ... Can't Complain
D ... Damn
DD... Double damn
E ... Enormous
F ... Fake
G ... Ginormous or Good god
H ... Humongous or How?

 

The GF wants this on the wedding cake

 

Or an audition for KISS

 

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