This made me laugh

I am sure we’ve seen a pair like that before - only somewhere sunny and in front of a big twin (motorcycle).

I’d never forget a breast.

 

A boring movie - I’d walk out, but could bat those puppies about for days and lose total track of time.

Like a kitten with a ball of yarn (over-dosing on catnip).

 

Yeeesssss..... But If someone could have told Hitler to put a sock in it, we might have not had to be so cross with him.

Still it’s probably better he had the freedom of speech - just out of principal? He rallied people behind his cause with only words.

 

If that were my beloved, I’d say she stole a bag of flour.

Edit: Or sand - still you get my meaning...