Sex At Sixty

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  1. Old dumb arse

    Old dumb arse Noble Member

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    Her opinion is she can't get enough of me
     
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  2. Dave49

    Dave49 Elite Member

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    Wow! You'll have to share your secret with us.
     
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  3. Graeme_D

    Graeme_D Active Member

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    this about polls with this stuff, is usually a case of "how often you would like to have sex..." Which gives a massive different from men and women.
    So personal experience is usually the best you can give.
    To some, once a month is more than enough, to others, not nearly enough. And unless you keep track, a lot of people over or underestimate depending on what their preference is.
    Me, I'm 40, and it's nowhere near enough, so much so I've stopped trying to book an appointment at the garage and just service at home.
     
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  4. Old dumb arse

    Old dumb arse Noble Member

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    My manly scent, no artificial smells used by me lights her fire.:imp: oh yeah I also purchased a comb before I started dating.:scream:
     
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  5. Fork Lock

    Fork Lock Crème de la Crème

    When I got married an old salt I worked with said for the first five years we were married to put a dollar in a jar every time we had sex. After that he said to take a dollar out of the jar every time we had sex.

    We'll be married forty seven years this August.

    I'm going to use what's left in the jar for a set of Vance & Hines pipes for the Speedmaster. I'll still have enough left for a Happy Meal at McDonalds.
     
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  6. sprintdave

    sprintdave Nurse, think it's time for his medications.
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    What's a comb? Lol
     
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  7. Repooh

    Repooh Rarely Satisfied

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    I'm having plenty of sex at sixty................................ I live at number fifty two though
     
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  8. Cyborgbot

    Cyborgbot Guest

    If it’s a bit too much for you to keep up the tempo. Buy me a ticket. I’ll fly out and give u a break. It would be a hardship. As a forum friend, it is a duty I owe...
     
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  9. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    Why has this thread "lasted" so long ??
     
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  10. Dave49

    Dave49 Elite Member

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    Well, you wouldn't want it to finish prematurely.:(
     
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  11. DCS900

    DCS900 Careful, man! There’s a beverage here!

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  12. Tigcraft

    Tigcraft Unheard of Member

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    I looked at that then looked at my bike, then looked away….. then looked back at my bike……………..
     
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  13. Pegscraper

    Pegscraper Elite Member

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    What's the service interval on one of these?
     
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