I think he’s a grandmaster Plumber - noted for his public performance plumbing exhibitions - including, but not limited to rapid tap washer replacement with extra spanner flourish and adroit use of PTFE tape. His other speciality is innovative solder application on 90 degree bend fitments. I think I give up on this one Patch. Was he perhaps the one playing chess and not monitoring the reactor core in Chernobyl? Or the National sewing champion. Or your neighbour that borrowed you lawn mower - watch out for those people - I have lost a lawn mower to an opportunist. I now know why Twitter has a limit on the number of characters.... That policy stops (or tries to) idiotic ramblings like this. Sadly both me and Trump know how to exploit the system and talk total bollocks in any given social media medium.
