Come on, be honest... You would too. She’s 30 or so and single. Now if only I was younger, richer, thinner, considerably more handsome, and in possession of a personality and sense of humour I might stand a chance.
May I get out of the cold shower now? I am both very cold and now looking like a prune. Edit: I’m so cold, she wouldn’t be impressed at all.
I couldn’t, even if I wanted to. I am in possession is a very small icicle and two teeny Christmas baubles.
Getting back on track (there's another clue) and don't think Bikerman will mind but her dad is an actual British legend.