This made me laugh

I sense a Darwin Award in those guys’ futures!

 

A recently married man was in the garage working on his bike.
His new wife came out and watched him for a minute and then said "Now that we are married, you should probably sell your bike".
Suddenly the man's face went pale and he looked as if he was going to be sick.
"Are you ok? What's the matter?" asked the wife
The man said "For a minute there you sounded like my Ex-wife".
"EX-WIFE!" the woman shouted. "You never told me that you were married before"
"I wasn't" he said.

 

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Would have thought that she was used to feeling a little prick !

 

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