I guess you’ve not met our Sprinter as the last thing you’d want to see is him in a disrobed state with just his bus drivers hat hiding his modesty Sorry James but pistonbroke encouraged me with his post
A nice, moist Christmas cake packed with fruit, topped with marzipan and icing and accompanied by a generous chunk of Wensleydale cheese. Alcoholic drink of your choice to wash it down with should you feel the need.
My favourite serving suggestion is gently heating the tip via a candle flame, drawing on a smooth pain of glass then licking it off mmm I love the finer things in life!