Not only can you tell if she’s cold, you can find her in the dark! Just don’t look directly into the lazertits, eye damage may occur!
Call that tap water ‘beer’?!? Narrows the decision down a bit. It would have to be a bad day to choose that disgusting drink in favour of the other delicious choices... Best option would be holding one thing whilst gently nibbling on the other, all the while furiously ignoring the Heineken. Then alternate the nibbling and holding as required. Happy days.
