This made me laugh

Havit · Dec 26, 2020

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Here’s a joke to keep this post on topic!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."

Surely though the rules should be applied the same to everyone. The empirical evidence is that this is not the case. This is why I had said that I felt DD had been treated shoddily. Generally there are two sides to an argument and the truth lays somewhere in the middle. However none of the posts on one side of this spat are being removed, but the other side has been censored. If this is to be dealt with then BOTH sides need to be treated the same which is blatantly NOT the case. I will not post further on this but this whole unnecessary shitstorm is a bad joke.
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Nice joke

Havit · Dec 26, 2020

GaleForceEight said: ↑

Here’s a joke to keep this post on topic!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."

Surely though the rules should be applied the same to everyone. The empirical evidence is that this is not the case. This is why I had said that I felt DD had been treated shoddily. Generally there are two sides to an argument and the truth lays somewhere in the middle. However none of the posts on one side of this spat are being removed, but the other side has been censored. If this is to be dealt with then BOTH sides need to be treated the same which is blatantly NOT the case. I will not post further on this but this whole unnecessary shitstorm is a bad joke.
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You answered that one yourself .
,"Surely though the rules should be applied the same to everyone"
They were . No bullying , keep it friendly , rules that were broken on many occasions after many warnings and friendly advice .
Now please keep threads topical to the titles .
Thanks .

David Cooper · Dec 26, 2020

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Havit · Dec 26, 2020

Timmy Tucker · Dec 26, 2020

GaleForceEight said: ↑

Here’s a joke to keep this post on topic!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."

Surely though the rules should be applied the same to everyone. The empirical evidence is that this is not the case. This is why I had said that I felt DD had been treated shoddily. Generally there are two sides to an argument and the truth lays somewhere in the middle. However none of the posts on one side of this spat are being removed, but the other side has been censored. If this is to be dealt with then BOTH sides need to be treated the same which is blatantly NOT the case. I will not post further on this but this whole unnecessary shitstorm is a bad joke.
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Tucker

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That’s a sad picture mate

I’ve just taken the top of a new tub just for this photo, hopefully it will cheer you up

Erling · Dec 26, 2020

Now that's harsh.

Ducatitotriumph · Dec 26, 2020

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But, a nice new nuts, bolts and washers tub!

J S Chappell · Dec 27, 2020

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Playing hide the sausage before dinner

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Love your dinning chairs, where are they from?

DCS222 · Dec 27, 2020

Erling · Dec 27, 2020

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David Cooper · Dec 27, 2020

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I like cake and boobs
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roadrider · Dec 27, 2020

Mmmmm ! cake

OsteKuste · Dec 27, 2020

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Wonder if her name is Edith?
I’d love to have my cake and Edith, too!

I’ll find the door...

Russell Stroup · Dec 27, 2020

SleepyOwl · Dec 27, 2020

This made me laugh

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