I bought a Bonnie Tyler sat Nav the other day, it's useless. All it says is turn around and every now and then it falls apart.
If he's anything like the squirrels I've seen, he came back again and again and he finally beat it. Determined little bushy-tailed rats.
I found out today what Dominic Cummings favourite Christmas song is. 'Driving home for Christmas....'
A good opportunity as any to post that infamous photo of Sophia Loren and Jane Mansfield. Italy meets the US.
Did you know 95% of Harleys made in this century are still on the road today? The other 5% actually made it to their destination.
Travel for Santa and his reindeer has been approved for this year. They don't need a vaccine as they have herd immunity....
Santa's workshop production is down this year as one of the elves caught coronavirus. As a result they all had to elf isolate...