Will We All Be Moving Down Sarf.

Might be interested in your garage, how many bikes will it fit ?

 

You will be lucky to get one bike in there at that price

 

EDIT: due to increased buyer interest in the garage it's now £125,000

 

Northern Response = Stuff that then, i'll keep mi £5 garage that takes as many bikes as I want.

Edit: and it's got two lights, power coming out of it's ears, plate steel doors, solid steel window bars and it's alarmed, all for £5.

 

I'm going to move back up north then!

 

The added disadvantage of moving south is there are jobs down here so there’s no excuse!

 

In bits!

 

Good

 

Excuse me, what excuse is required? And just for clarity who the feck want's a job just saying.....

 

Feck that that’s enough to put me off

 

You can stick your jobs where the sun doesn’t sun,,,,not had one for twenty year I ain’t gong to start now.

Besides warm flat beer,coffee served in a glass and to top it off no black Pudding

 

oh Dave! Even when you had a job you didn’t work! At least we don’t have to chill the flavour out of our beer and as for where the sun don’t shine, I imagine that’s what your trying to say, isn’t that where black pudding comes from?

 

And that is exactly why there’s no point in you northerners moving down south

 

No,,,they’re brown puddings

If your getting black puddings from where the sun don’t shine you need to get yourself to the doctors my bestist mate