Battle Scars?

Wait on... me vasectomy photos are here somewhere... 7 years too late mind, but I stopped her at two... now where did I put ‘em?

 

My scars are many and for many reasons. I have had 14 surgeries, 4 from motorcycle accidents. I was born with Charcot Marie Tooth which is similar to muscular dystrophy. This has caused 9 surgeries to correct deformities in my lower legs and feet. The longest of these surgeries took over 12 hours to rebuild my right ankle. The rod was in my foot for 4 months and took over a year to learn how to distribute weight on my right leg. Was back on a bike at month 7.



Result of my first major motocross accident 1979, Amputated nose when I came up short on a double jump and kissed the handlebar, broken left cheek, broken right arm and wrist. 6 weeks later I rebroke the arm when I crashed my brothers CanAm MX1 125, still had the cast on my arm.



Crash that ended my off-road racing for good, messed up dropping a 25 foot cliff and landed head first. Heart stopped twice, Right frontal fractures, dislocated right hip, left shoulder, compressed neck vertebrae, multiple abdominal wall and kidney lacerations from the bike landing on top of me. Surgery was 14 hours long. I was blind for 4 months from the concussion and lost over a year of memory.



Went on to race mountain bikes for 12 years, cracked a femur, broken fingers, broken spoke went through my lower right leg, and broke my nose and elbow when a guy slammed into me on a road ride and threw me into a curb.

I am 57, stretch every day, keep active, ride my Speed Twin, started shooting competitive sporting clays and have zero aches or pains. Just don't stop moving and all will be ok.

 

Julia left me scarred for life... does that count?

 

Yes ,Julia is most likely worse than anything I went through.

 

I was just about to tell you about how my feelings had been hurt & had to go to therapy when someone called me fat

 

That's why God made underpants!

 

Nah you just tuck him down a trouser leg

 

Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall

 

Now what did you expect ....

 

Ok boys and girls is there anybody out there who can rescue @Iamtheonlyone thread

 

My scars are staying in my breeks!

 

Nope, not feeding his kinky obsession with looking at peoples scars!

 

Tuck it in me sock mate.

EDIT - Not everyone uses a sock for masturbation like you @Iamtheonlyone

 

What for when you got your sock out? Takes all sorts I suppose