This made me laugh

New or used?

 

Or at least washed if used...

 

I had no idea his wife is so posh.

 

.....or a sliver of lining?

 

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And here I thought all my baby photos were lost.

 

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Ya know, a lot of good stories start with - and then we built a jump.

 

What's shiny and sounds like Tom Jones ?

TROMBONES....

 

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