This made me laugh

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyses, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

 

I'm thinking of selling all my rare John Lennon memorabilia on eBay...

Imagine all the PayPal.

 

The American equivalent of Diane Abbot or worse. Google AOC memes

 

At least she’s not bad to look at, just needs her mouth shut up

 

This was my real birthday cake, given to me in the afternoon from my teenage kids when I complained they hadn't got me one that morning. It's nice to be loved.

 

Good to see they have a sense of humour

 

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