Rant of the day

I thought the expression "going blue" was racist to members of the Blue Man Group in Las Vegas.

 

Rant for today: WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT HAVING A SHOP AT A PETROL STATION WAS A GOOD IDEA???
It's just taken me about 20 minutes to fill up my van because the cars sitting at the only pumps I can use are busy doing their fucking weekly shop!, (or so it would appear).

 

That is so fecking annoying mate. Why people don't pull off the pumps to go into the shop is beyond me

 

But they needed to get a pack of smokes, some tampons, a bag of Cheetos, and eight lottery scratch off games.

 

Round here you can get petrol at the grocers...........the apples stink

 

EXACTLY. I think petrol stations should only have shops attached if they have somewhere for the "shoppers" to park away from the pumps. Even when the people in the front car finally came sauntering out and got in their car, (why do Asians so often have that "fuck you" look about them), they then sat and had a drink and a chat before finally driving off - JUST before I was about to get out of my van and read them the fucking riot act! Selfish c**ts.

 

In a similar vein, the fuckwits who use "pay at the pump" and insist on fecking off to the kiosk...

 

What about pulling alongside cars at traffic lights, glancing left to find the occupant rooting around in their nasal cavity. But not only that, they are aware you have seen them but just carry on mining. Silthy Suckers. Don't they know how dangerous it is to chuck in a helmet?

 

Another nail in the 'I'm a mug' coffin..................

 

Doesn't matter who it is......... it's the cost to the rest of the poor fekkers who try to lead an honest life........

 

And the person who authorised these payments should have their arsse kicked they where living in Pakistan for fook sake

 

The November Proceeds of Crime hearing will be the one, I suspect they know they can get the money back

 

Like her the money will be in Pakistan by then. Honest, law abidding, hard working British people must have Joe c**t stamped on there forheads.

 

Don't know why anybody would want to have Clit stamped on their forehead? You mean, like a female version of Dickhead?

 

Joe clit is not the version we use close but you got the middle 2 letters wrong.

 

Understood. So 'Clot'.......same applies

 

Wrong 2 letters again Thripster. Third time lucky perhaps.

 

Coat???

 

Close but no prize DCS222

 

Got it! Curt