This made me laugh

I guess this may be science fiction.

 

Wear glasses and a mask? You may be entitled to condensation.

 

Our local 'maths themed' cafe is currently running a reduced service. Take away only.

 

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Breaking news. Donald Trump survives assassination attempt! .

The bullet went straight through the middle of his head, missing his brain by six feet

 

Took me a minute.

 

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if you were tied down and some weirdo was masturbating at your face... you’d rather they were wearing the wool condom than nothing (I’m assuming)

 

You lost me at being tied down, man.

 

When I was an SP in the Air Force we had to wear one while running and then doing push-ups, and then we had to qualify with our weapons. No easy task. Now, it makes me laugh.

 

Hey, now we are into gimp suits............can fell myself salivating already..........................

 

Aye and then they gassed you and made you take them off