Something For Dilligaf - Part 1

No 30 page thread this, let's get straight to it!

 

And the gentleman's sausage!

 

No, no @Wessa over to you mate, as you were actually there and had a similar experience of which I am sure there is photographic evidence of both you & @dilligaf sampling the sausage .... I am sure @Dozers Dad or @MrOrange will oblige with the pictures?

 

Ah your standard answer these days ... Photoshoped!

 

Erm ..... I am not sure Dilli will know what substantiate means!

 

Try that argument with wor lass, when she finds out about Crystal

YOU may not remember it, but there's plenty that do ...

 

You can June some lube?

 

Wow, thanks Dilli, you really are a true mate! .... but I'll pass thanks

 

It goes back to the 80's when I was racing at club level Moto-X, there was a very funny and flamboyant commentator in the Southern Centre called Paul Hardy who first used the name.
I had quite a wild & aggressive riding style which was born more out of lack of talent than malice, but close contact overtaking & using other competitors as a berm were quite the norm .
So this guy started referring to me during in his race commentary as Big Bad Billy the bad boy of Moto-X , well that's a bloody long nickname, so it got shortened to Big Bad Billy, then over time just Bad Billy. On the plus side he actually enhanced my reputation to the point where other riders were worried when they realised I was coming up behind them & often made mistakes which allowed me to pass.

To be fair he didn't just pick on me, he referred to one of my mates (annoying good looking, blonde hair tanned etc) as the 'Adonis' of Moto-X, used to say he appeared on page 3 of the Trials & Motocross news & had to employ a bouncer to stop the girls mobbing him in the pits , Paul Hardy was a funny guy & the spectators used to love his commentary on the racing.

Sorry for the long story @Wessa ... but you did ask!