This made me laugh

.

 

That last sentence creates an image that I would rather not think about! It is, however, a very good example of somewhere you wouldn't ever want to go...
Is Northamptonshire as bad as that?

 

It’s because there’s nothing there
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-...reotypes-as-portrayed-on-screen-10331867.html

 

It’s a well known fact that Anne Widdecombe bats for the other side so I don’t believe @Dawsy has any intimate knowledge of her nether regions

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/northamptonshire/features/2004/dogging.shtml

 

Explains the diamond brite coating

 

That's the reason mate hope it works well

 

Nah, wasn't me. Dawsy started it with his crack about Scots riders being too tight to go fast, prompting me to respond with sheepshagger accusations. Still, it's all good clean fun. Well, maybe not entirely clean...
I'm starting to get mixed up now, though. Has Ann Widdecombe been seen dogging in Northamptonshire?

 

Who said it was a bad thing, It’s the best in the country!!! I’m coming for a holiday now... nothing I like better than emptying my tanks in a public car park; spraying thick strings of warm coconut juice onto the bonnet of a beige Opel Kadett to the polite applause of an admiring Audience.

 

I was thinking about you when I got to the Vinegar strokes...

 

Not so much as to help me finish the job! More of a “It’s taken some elbow grease to knock this lot out, it’ll take a helluva lot more elbow grease and some of DD’s cleaning products to clean that mess up!!!”

 

And some judge my posts as being low standards "Anne Widdecombe's flaps" I want to be sick

 

You are a sick, sick puppy DCS

 

I was going to have a nice piece of fish for tea tonight its put me right off,

 

You're pissed off I've got steak for tea

 

What was you having .... Fanny Haddock?

 

And I’m feeling a little nauseous - Vinegar strokes Anne Wiidecombe and Dozers Dad - I’ll bet that’s three phrases no one thought they see in the same sentence

 

The last one sometimes makes be nauseous without any help from the others!

 

It would have been more like that stinking Scandinavian tinned fish

 

Better get a vet DD there's going to be a big litter on the way