Who Ate All The Pies

Oh that pie looks soooo good...

 

Trust you to see the vice and not the pie.....

 

I know one thing he hasn’t got my beef and haggis or my chicken and haggis pies .... yummy

 

Temple haha more like a train wreck DD.
You obviously haven’t been taking your meds again.
Nurse get him and give him a triple dose with the bent needle 8)

 

And you have the body of a God!













Buddha!

 

Yes mate, I know I am a bat fastard, hence why I don't ever say stuff like 'my body is a temple'

 

Nor am I

 

one at a time please

 

The problem with losing weight at a more mature age is you end up with a slim body in a fat man’s skin!
So it’s not a case of love the skin you’re in but fit the skin you’re in

 

You gents need the pyscho diet. I lost 12 lbs in 9 weeks. Eat as much as you want, and you burn off weight just trying to avoid her. You will be fit and trim in no time. And remember she comes with $20,000 USD for you to spend as you please.

 

As usual I have to say you can just feck off, twat

 

And you can also feck off, another twat

 

Remember gents that the 20k would be delivered tax free. Forty $500 Amazon gift cards for instance. Surely one of you would be interested?

 

For a laugh I posted below on Greggs facebook page, just to give other aspiring pie munching athletes (feck off!) some hope!
Was hoping for some Greggs freebies delivered to my pit garage, got feck all .... miserable tw@ts, I am off to Burger King next, as someone did mention when I said I was riding an Aprilia that I was more Burger Billy than Nitro Norri!

 

So salad and chips for the week Jez. Wow that old peculiar is rocket fuel mate

 

Light weight ❤️

 

Never mind likely a better outcome for you as your misses would have to put you in the car had you stayed ❤️