This made me laugh

Good one, @Easy Tiger! I'm not quite old enough to need quite all of these codes yet and hopefully young enough to still be able to commit them to memory so I'll remember them when I do need them!

 

Cool isn’t a word I’d use for many on here
Great bunch of folks though, yes.

 

Why was Henry VIII’s wife covered in teethmarks?
Because he’s Tudor!

 

Which box of Christmas crackers are you getting these from?

 

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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES ?

Awhite guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand, he picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a golf-course mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women.

After he finally makes love to all of them, he begins to explore this fabulous mansion.

Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet and he looks down and all the floors are covered in $100 bills.

Then, there's a knock at the door.

He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in ku klux klan outfits.

They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.

As the klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies.

One blonde genie says to the other one, "I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to . ..

I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire, ......................................






But why he wanted to be hung like a black guy is beyond me" ! ! !

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_an...-silly-walks-comes-to-sonning-during-lockdown

 

Your post actually made me laugh out loud. In fact I'll have you know that the last few weeks have been almost continuous sunshine, but I admit this is unusual:

 

yup: room with safe door open------ 2 days later announcement we believe there's been a robbery!!!

 

Well, I AM old too.

 

Looks like a friggin' koala bear.

 

"Police believe that the robbery was probably committed by thieves."

 

As the safe has nothing in it we can assume nothing was taken?!?

 

I am starting to think that "Screamin Lord Sutch's Monster Ravin Loony Party" won the last Election

 

If only...

 

Does that beat "A massive sink hole has appeared on Albion St., council officials are looking into it". ?