This made me laugh

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  1. Fourbears

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    Whats the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

    The microwave oven stops when you open the door...
     
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  3. DCS222

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    Ever since I became an archaeologist, my life has been in ruins.
     
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  8. jezzasnr

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    as opposed to the doms bench.
    I'll admit i was a little surprised, but each to their own Jez
     
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  9. Dave49

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    Groan.
     
  10. Vulpes

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    On the vinegar again, mate? :cool::p

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  11. Dave49

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    No vinegar: it was a perfectly good-tempered groan. Isn't it normal to groan at really corny jokes?
     
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    Corny jokes: that’s how eye roll...

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    Why don’t termite colonies get sick? Because of their anty-bodies!
     
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  19. Dave49

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    My grandad always said when one door closes another opens.
    Lovely man.
    Crap cabinet-maker.
     
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